And the winner is…
Thank you to everybody who entered the caption contest! You came up with several funny captions, so it was hard to pick a winner. However, for me the funniest caption is:
Let me get this straight… A ride up that climb in this air conditioned, shiny, white Van was an option from the beginning?!?
So auguri Tricia, you have won a Polar Bottle! I’ll contact you as soon as possible!
Don
Ciao! I'm Don Bici and I'm a cycling guide on the sunny island of Sicily and ambassador for 
Awesome! Thanks Don! To save on postage I’d be happy to come to Sicily to collect it… Just to be helpful…
You’re welcome! I’ll send you the bottle as promised and I’m looking forward to welcoming you in Sicily for the Giro dello scorpione!